Cartoons & Humor
By Tim Jones
English as a second language
1st Nurse: “Please call Anastasia!”
2nd Nurse: “Who is Anastasia?”
1st Nurse: “The one who intubates!”We have an emergency, a difficult
Float RN: “Look whom you got. I’m your catch for the day!”
Regular RN: “A rare and big Fish!”
Q...How do you know that you’re getting old?
A...You get letters from Social Security and AARP!
Today, I was doing the Admission Notes in my patient’s room. After a while, the patient asked me, if I am doing or taking a test as I go through a fill in a blank-and-click template in the Computerized Patient Record System.
A little known fact....
The first testicular guard, the "cup", was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
He said to me.....
He said to me . . . I don't know why
you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ...... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Finding Meanings: Reflections
A Birthday Special
Nurse1: Happy Birthday, Florence.
Florence: Thank you.
Nurse 2: Happy Birthday, Florence. I have a cake for you.
Florence: Oh, thank you!
(Hidden Scenario: Florence's birthday was 2 weeks ago.)
Nurse: Let's cover you up, aren't you cold?
Patient: When I see you, I get warm-blooded!
There was a Blood Drive and one of the incentives was giving the rest of the day off to donors.
Donor Nurse: I'll give 2 pints, one from each arm, so I can go home and don't have to see my boss all day.....
(Seen in the Men's/Ladies' room in an Asian building)